Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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