Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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