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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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