Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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