Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
