I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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