butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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