i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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