so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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