ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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