office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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