Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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