The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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