first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
please don't ironically join a cult
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