Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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