Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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