its not stalking. its research.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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