I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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