please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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