She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
