she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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