Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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