Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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