Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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