We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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