You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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