I hate your face
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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