Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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