Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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