Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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