Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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