How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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