He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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