SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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