no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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