He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i now understand why vodka
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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