Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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