508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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