Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This is not my ceiling
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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