The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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