So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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