Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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