Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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