didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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