and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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