your thong is hanging out like whoa
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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