i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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