I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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