she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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