I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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