My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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