She's JV to your varsity
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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